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THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON trailer


Watching this trailer while The Godfather plays in the background is an eye-opening experience. When will teen vampire movies finally reach the cinematic achievement of the most important gangster film ever made?

"It's a vampiric message: Edward Cullen swims with the fishes"

"You can ACT LIKE A WEREWOLF!"

"What are you?"
"A war-time consigliere."
"How long have you been a war-time consigliere?"
"A while."