One-upsmanship!

I think I hyped up this joke too much this morning and everyone hated it. Still, it's my best American currency joke yet.

Like it, Love it, GOTTA HAVE IT!

So after the weekend, and about a thousand Windows 7 Release Party and Aziz Ansari's "Randy" references, I'm having a hard time deciding what I actually like with a genuine amount of admiration.



I love Randy. I know it's supposed to be ironic - I get what he's doing - but Aziz Ansari himself has testified that for the Randy character to work, the jokes have to be real, they have to have structure. So am I wrong for genuinely laughing at his absurd shit?

Also I think Randy would listen to this, and I can't tell if mash-ups should only be enjoyed in an ironic way. I don't think I can genuinely like anything anymore.

Disturbing Basement DVD Realizations

So the dvd player in my basement doesn't get that much use, though I usually watch my crappy sci-fi movies on it, or if I'm drinking at home and I need to hide. So when I decided to fire it up today it started at the scene I last left it off at.

That scene was Patricia Arquette stripping at gunpoint for Robert Loggia's character in Lost Highway. I need to stop watching Lynch on my family dvd player.

Thank god this dvd player gets no use. My family would assume I'm really into watching porn with Robert Loggia.

The Adventures of Child-Man

Giving up WoW for the foreseeable future.

Not giving up cartoons.



Yes, that's a cartoon John Hodgman who will show up sometime this season. Super excited.

Overwhelmed

So instead of hijacking this blog for the summer, and replacing the fun videos and short blurbs we post on here with three page reviews of shitty science fiction, I've moved the reviews to a new blog entitled A Space Travesty

Check it out there. A review of "Queen of the Amazons" is now up.

The Excellent SciFi of Today

Need a train buddy to go see this one. You in O'Brain? Now I really have a craving to see Sam Rockwell yelling "GO BACK TO BED, CHINA!"

O Hello, It's Me David Lynch! I Want You to Be in My Movie!

One of my reasons why David Lynch is awesome.