JCVD Will Not Allow Stevie Seagal To Cut His Hair

The current financial crisis may all put us to tears (even though the market jumped back up 900 points yesterday then back down today), but at least Jean Claude Van Damme is lighting up the mood. JCVD, as we on the streets like to call him, is starring in his own mockudrama, JCVD. WWJCVDD? He would rob a bank because he lost a role to Stevie Seagal. Oh the mama-drama-dramamine!