One-upsmanship!

I think I hyped up this joke too much this morning and everyone hated it. Still, it's my best American currency joke yet.

Like it, Love it, GOTTA HAVE IT!

So after the weekend, and about a thousand Windows 7 Release Party and Aziz Ansari's "Randy" references, I'm having a hard time deciding what I actually like with a genuine amount of admiration.



I love Randy. I know it's supposed to be ironic - I get what he's doing - but Aziz Ansari himself has testified that for the Randy character to work, the jokes have to be real, they have to have structure. So am I wrong for genuinely laughing at his absurd shit?

Also I think Randy would listen to this, and I can't tell if mash-ups should only be enjoyed in an ironic way. I don't think I can genuinely like anything anymore.

Disturbing Basement DVD Realizations

So the dvd player in my basement doesn't get that much use, though I usually watch my crappy sci-fi movies on it, or if I'm drinking at home and I need to hide. So when I decided to fire it up today it started at the scene I last left it off at.

That scene was Patricia Arquette stripping at gunpoint for Robert Loggia's character in Lost Highway. I need to stop watching Lynch on my family dvd player.

Thank god this dvd player gets no use. My family would assume I'm really into watching porn with Robert Loggia.